
So this has been the week from down under and I don't mean Australia. I mean as in H-E-double hockey sticks. We had a great full weekend of activity and a family overnight trip to the ranch. The kids had a ball just playing in the dirt and riding all around on the hunting Jeep. So Sunday afternoon, we loaded our dirty and tired bodies into the car and took off for home 3 hours away. About one hour into our departure,
Cuatro throws up all over himself. We are still on a county road so we pull over, clean him and his seat up, and he insists on wearing a new set of clothes. So we dress him again and take off. WELL, 50 minutes later we stop to let us girls take a potty break and
Cuatro complains that his tummy hurts again. So I leap into action and throw his straps off and put him over the side of the car and tell him to throw up outside not inside. He smiles and starts playing with buttons on the car and anything else he can get his hands on. I think he is just bored sitting in his car seat and put him back in and we drive off again. Well, not even 5 minutes on the highway and we hear an awful noise and look back to see our son throwing up (
exorcist style) about a week's worth of food EVERYWHERE. It did not stop for 2 minutes. I am in shock and Joe is trying to pull over as fast as he can with a huge trailer hooked up to our car. I am trying to find paper towels and Clorox wipes and Joe is telling me to get
Cuatro out of the car. So I open my door to the tallest grass I have ever seen and refuse to step out---hello!!! snakes live in this kind of stuff. So Joe gets out and gets our son out and I vainly try to clean him and his seat up. We stripped our sweet three year old on the side of I-35 and I give up on the seat and tell Joe to get it out of the car and on the trailer. We put
Cuatro in our back-up booster and a new diaper and go on our merry way. And I had the
privilege of sitting next to him the rest of the way holding a plastic bag in case there was another episode. He promptly fell asleep about five minutes after
we got back on the road and he had chosen Barbie and the Diamond castle to watch on the DVD. So fast forward to Wednesday at 4am where Laura starts throwing up. Here we go again!! Well, I still had to get Grace and
Cuatro to their
respective schools by 7:30 and 8:25
respectively. So everyone is ready to walk out the door and Laura throws up all over the floor. SO I clean it up and send her to the other house (Joe's office) to stay with her daddy until I return because there DID NOT need to be any more puking in the car. Needless to say, we are so late at this point to drop Grace off. The policy for being tardy is to have your parent walk you into the school office and sign you in. Well, I tell Grace this when we park at her school and she says, "really, you have to come in and bring these two in too (these two are
Cuatro and Audrey)?". I looked at her in shock because I saw in her eyes that she was embarrassed to be seen with us!! It didn't help that I was in workout clothes and a ponytail and no makeup. I might have looked like death warmed over but I was her mama. I went through 37 weeks of throwing up, swollen feet, a rare all-over-body rash for her and then endured a 15 hour labor on top of that. And she wanted nothing to do with me or her little brother who is now shouting, "I get to go to school!!" at the top of his little lungs. Or her sweet, innocent, adorable 8 month old sister who was by this time wailing. I just don't see how we are embarrassing??? Nonetheless, I drag everyone out of the car and walk slowly to the office. All the while my sweet Grace is walking far behind us while
Cuatro is running full force to the first open door so excited because he thinks he is going to Kindergarten (think this is going to end badly???). We get to the office, I sign her in and she gets her hall pass. I then ask a really dumb question which was, "Would you like us to walk you to your classroom?". And she said, "No, I can go by myself." And she quickly runs off (her class is a few feet from the office). So I watch her go and try not to cry and then tell
Cuatro that we have to go. Well, you might have guess what happened. It wasn't pretty. There was a three year old jumping up and down, crying, and screaming that he didn't want to leave and that he was five and a half and can go to Kindergarten. I reminded him of his field trip and his friend Carson being at his school and all was right with the world and we walked to the car without further incident. But my mommy heart was a little sad as I drove off. Five years old is way too young to be embarrassed by your family, right? I thought so too. Oh Grace, I love you dearly and I hope that one day we don't embarrass you---that might be a really big stretch though.
P.S. As I was writing this, I was interrupted by Laura throwing up once again. I resumed my story once I got that "crime scene" cleaned up:)
AHH, the endless joy of being a mommy.